Kendall Jenner

I would like to open with the fact that it's relaxing, or refreshing, to have NONE of the Kardashian 1.0 family members present at this. I also think Kendall looks rather great in this blazer, which I've decided will count as a wine cardigan in the alternative universe in which I am seen lounging around my house in couture while pouring some shiraz into my mouth from a spout.

Jourdan Dun, Kendall Jenner

Kendall is doing a good job passing off those boots as pants (which means the blazer is more of a dress). Jourdan, less so, but perhaps that's because they're so discordant with her Satanic Depends.

Kylie Jenner

This is TOTAL Kim Jr. territory. For sure. I'm not sure she looks entirely comfortable in it, perhaps because it's not natural for a seventeen year old to try and look thirty -- but mostly because I get the impression that Kris Jenner doesn't know what to do with her youngest from a branding standpoint, so she's taken to nudging Kylie toward Kimville just in case the old model gets pregnant again or needs a vacation.

Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fines: Two Jenners and Jourdan Dunn in Balmain

Balmain is all over the place suddenly. And honestly, I don't think that was as much the case before Kim Kardashian decided to make it one of her pet labels. I guess that's the Kardashian Bump at work -- or, since she likes to be alliterative, the Kardashian... Klump? Eh, I'll let them workshop that. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]