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# Billboard Music Awards Lordely Played: Lorde
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billboard-music-awards-lordely-played-lorde-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-19T19:30:06.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-19T03:16:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Billboard Music Awards, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lorde_billboard_music_awards_492043009.xml "2014 Billboard Music Awards - Show")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/lorde%5Fbillboard%5FMusic%5Fawards%5F492043009.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"But I guess more than anything else, I'd like to thank the criminal in the gorilla suit who knocked me out, traded clothes, and made his getaway after leaving me in a broom closet, which is where I woke up five minutes ago. Without him, I wouldn't have anything for the middle of act two of the movie of my life. Thanks, man. Maybe Taylor Swift and I write a duet about you someday."

This one makes a BIT more sense:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lorde_billboard_music_awards_492064927.xml "2014 Billboard Music Awards - Show")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/lorde%5Fbillboard%5Fmusic%5Fawards%5F492064927.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

However, it's my fondest hope that what she's performing is an extremely angsty, slow, dirge-y version of "I Have Confidence In Me" from *The Sound of Music*.

\[Photos: Getty\]