Megan Fox in David Koma

Sincerely, I would not be at all surprised if she picked this after she saw his jacket. Those flowers are like armor.

Megan Fox

She looks very good, very dramatic, it all fits and it's interesting, and yet I still feel like she's hoping to be adopted by Kris Jenner. I also wish someone would get her some shoes that aren't see-through plastic. I don't ever think those do what people hope they do.

with Machine Gun Kelly

Once again, he is successfully toeing the line between goofy and great. Objectively this is a hazard, but boy, does he carry it.

Seriously, I hope the people sitting next to him ducked anytime he got excited during the show.

Megan Thee Stallion in Mugler

She had to walk up and accept an award in this, which looked challenging, but she managed. The top is neat, and the blend of brown and black touches on the surprise contender for color of the year (brown is having a moment). But I feel like this ought to be part of her swimwear line, rather than a red-carpet dress.

Glass Animals

This is in here in honor of the checked shirt and coat. He is also wearing a purse under there, so two out of the four of them are freely acknowledging the benefits of a handbag, which I applaud. Not as fun: They won an award for Best Rock Artist or something, and he walked up and said one thing and they cut him off and you could see him standing at the mic in the dim light looking around, confused, saying, "What?!?"

Ty Dolla $ign

I am amused that he's doing the coat-half-off modeling job that's still so popular. His outfit evokes Lenny Kravitz's closet.

Lainey Wilson

This is a WTF combo for me.

Illenium and Lara McWhorter

I don't entirely know who these people are -- he's a producer, it seems? I like his suit. Her dress has to be by Party City, and if I'm wrong I don't want to hear it.

Dixie D'Amelio

I call this color Metallic Nausea. I also really cannot with the shoes.

French Montana

Sure, okay.

Burna Boy

"Well, this is interesting. It's clearly airbrushed," I thought. "I'm excited to see what it is."

Burna Boy

THE PATTERN IS FANGS. (The jacket has an eye on it, so I assume the entire thing is a predator licking its chops and it is giving me a waking nightmare.)

Megan and MGK Cut The OTHER Most Dramatic Figures on Billboards Red Carpet

As usual.