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# Billboard Music Awards WTF: Natasha Bedingfield
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billboard-music-awards-wtf-natasha-bedingfield-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-19T16:30:58.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:35:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, Billboard Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Oh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is *not* still unwritten? MY HORROR.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/492039299.xml "Natasha Bedingfield")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/492039299.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you're going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your hot abs but you can still claim it was just your lounging clothes. Bonus points if you're doing it after a breakup, so you can fill your shopping cart with high-calorie feelings and yet still remind everyone your stomach is taut even in grief. It's a janky hellpile even so, but as something you have actually picked out and lovingly fluffed and prepared for your big night out on a red carpet, it is A CHARRED HEAP OF CRAZY ON A KEBAB. Because those are SWEATPANTS. And that is a bra. And the rest is just crocheted skin. I'm sorry, guys, but Granny has to come out to play: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. WEAR YOUR SWEATPANTS TO YOGA AND WEAR YOUR ABS IN YOUR HOUSE.

\[Photo: Getty\]