Doechii in 2014 Donna Karan

I can't say I like this exactly -- it looks like an oil slick on her chest --but I AM glad to see Doechii a) going archival, and b) continuing to branch out from Thom Browne.

Tyla in Gaultier

"Spin me a yarn," someone said, and Amelia Bedelia obliged.

Meghan Trainor in custom Sami Miro Vintage

I need to understand the whole "custom" and "vintage" situation -- the company website did not make it clear. Are all materials reused? Anyway, it's all very sweet on top, Derelicte on the bottom.

But I get the sense this was the main point of it all.

Amanda Reifer

This was DEFINITELY the main point of THIS outfit.

Amanda Reifer

But, I'll still show you the front. She must LOVE car washes.

Ravyn Lenae

This is SO minimal that it's not even minimalism. It's just... ism.

SiiickBrain

Well, the boots are good. And I can relate to her EVERYTHING HURTS tattoo.

GloRilla

Everything on the top half looks shrunken, somehow, but I still think this is adorable on her.

Gracie Abrams in Chanel

This is very basic for Chanel and SHOULD have been a slam-dunk, but it's baggy on top.

Victoria Justice in Antonio Grimaldi

I don't like the end product, per se, but some of the work that went into it is great. The folds in the skirt, for example. And the fact that the sheer portion is EXACTLY the correct length to do what it wanted to do. It sits on the floor just enough but doesn't pool.

Becky G in Zuhair Murad

She looks really nice! That's so simple for ZM -- I'm almost shocked none of it is sheer.

Giselle, Ningning, Karina and Winter of aespa

The progression here cracks me up. From left to right, we get more intense with the grommets, and the bottom is a buffet of leg options that are varyingly insane.

Bella Poarch

Shouldn't the gloves be one of the two colors in the outfit, and not... whatever non-color that is?

Heidi Montag

No. Can we blame Spencer? We always USED to blame Spencer. We had an I Blame Spencer t-shirt.

Catie Turner

It would be cool if we could blame him for this too. Like a two-for-one deal.

JoJo Siwa

It's nice to see JoJo calming it down a bit on occasion.

Muni Long in Schiaparelli

This feels like half of it is shedding the other half.

Rapsody

This is the outfit on Project Runway that's half done, before Christian (or Tim) comes by and encourages the to rethink everything.

Melody Thornton

I have to give it to her for creativity. She found tights to match her bodysuit, and then turned a sequined shirt-dress into a cardigan of sorts. It might be deranged effort, but at least it's effort.

Sasha Calle

What about all the other girls!

Tina Knowles in Yanina

This is like the Showgirls poster in dress form.

And then THIS is like the scene where suddenly she has hella-rouged nipples. It's a thorough tribute to Elizabeth Berkley.

The Black and White Outfits at Billboard Women in Music Included a Lot of Flesh

What a shock!