Billboard Women in Music, Part I

Quinta Brunson in Sergio Hudson

She looks so cute and fun in this; Quinta's been on a great run on the red carpet the last couple of weeks.

I LOVE the new trend of women dressing like Sexy Stars of the Gilded Age. I'm not kidding, I think she looks great, and this is fun.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE BUSTLE WOULD COME BACK???

This is also Sexy Gilded Age. CARRIE COON'S INFLUENCE!

Heidi looks like a glamorous woman who just committed murder most foul.

I feel distressed. From the nipples up, she's FREEZING and then the rest of her is easy breezy, like VERY breezy. Like TOO breezy.

This appears to just be lengths of fabric.

I naturally assume there was a big fight over who got to wear the fur hat. That draws focus!

This is rad. VERY Ursula The Sea Witch (whom I find to be an extremely glamorous personage, of course).

This also has a hint of Ursula. Are we moving into a period of Ursula Looks? It's my time to shine!

Is it a leotard? Is it a caftan? It is both! It's a leotan!

This feels slightly like a Sexy Halloween Costume but I'm not quite sure of WHAT.

This feels very daytime BUT! It's also great. She looks superb!

This is just a bit done, no?

So, she looks great in this, right? I almost would have argued to save it for a bigger event. Very chic.

I mean....she wears it very well. I actually think this does exactly what it's meant to do, and it's VERY Cavalli.

Sigh. This feels like the birds went on strike 75% of the way through this undertaking.

SAVE IT FOR EASTER, LANA DEL REY.

This is ADORABLE on her. No notes, five stars, full marks, carry on!!

Yes, those are tiny door knockers on her boobs. I appreciate the pun, if nothing else.

Adrienne decided to go mostly sensible upon this evening. (As sensible as you can get in leather opera gloves.)

She looks beautiful, but this also feels overly formal for a Billboard event, which should be fun.

NOT THIS FUN.