52253915 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Madonna FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Is it crazy that the only thing I'd change here is the bow choker? And maybe the dark chunks of roots? The rest is loud but still somehow tasteful, and after all, it IS Madonna we're talking about here. She's usually in a merry widow.
Madonna
52253923 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Madonna FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
The back says "Euterpe," which is the name of the Greek muse for music/lyric poetry. I'LL ALLOW IT. Also, I had no idea until she turned around that she was hiding a braid back there. Kind of a cool effect actually.
Charli XCX
52253107 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women in Music 2016 event on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women in Music 2016 event on December 9, 2016 in New York City.
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I can't engage with anyone wearing those shoes who isn't Lady Gaga. And to be fair, I can BARELY engage with it when it IS Lady Gaga.
Andra Day in Victoria Hayes (dress) and Cheng (kimono)
52253888 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Andra Day FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Wow. She had so many bracelets that she turned two of them into earrings.
Debbie Harry
52253898 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Debbie Harry FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Debbie, you are great, but that might actually be too many pieces of flair.
Hailee Steinfeld
52253904 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Hailee Steinfeld FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
I don't always like dresses that look like the sleeves fell down, but when I do, I pick this one. [/DosEquis]
Idina Menzel
52253910 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Idina Menzel FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Those pants are wonkus. I'm delighted by this. Idina Menzel as a Noted Kook is a direction I rather enjoy for her.
Kesha
52253912 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Kesha FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
And Kesha as a hardcore country/western singer is ALSO a direction I would enjoy.
Rita Ora in Temperley London
52253928 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Rita Ora FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Kate Middleton loves Temperley. I can't IMAGINE why she didn't call dibs on this total acid trip of a dress.
Halsey in August Getty
52253906 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Halsey FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
This truly has everything: underboob, a falling-off coat, belly button, the threat of crotch, hideous shoes... it's like the fug equivalent of a Vegas buffet: pricey as hell but CHOCK FULL OF STUFF.
Debi Mazar
52253901 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Debi Mazar FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
That coat is fantastic. I assume Debi is there because she's still best friends with Madonna, right? I hope so. I love, as you know, a long-standing friendship.
Regina Spektor
52253926 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Regina Spektor FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Regina is just happy to be here, really.
Shania Twain
52253940 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Shania Twain FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
This rare Shania Twain sighting does not involve thigh-high boots or denim. WHY.
Nick Jonas
52253924 Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. Celebrities attend the Billboard Women In Music 2016 on December 9, 2016 in New York City. People: Nick Jonas FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
And then Nick Jonas showed up to bring a very nice suit to the proceedings. Thank you, Nick. I see your animalistic-looking pocket square, and I salute it.
