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# Billy Porter Is Wearing My Caftan Dreams
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/billy-porter-is-wearing-my-caftan-dreams-12-2023/
- Published: 2023-12-12T16:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2023-12-12T05:29:38.000Z
- Description: Sparkles!
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

Yes, okay, I think the boots are too somber with it and feel like his backup plan. But I have three holiday parties this coming weekend, and now that I know this sequined fantasy exists, I cannot POSSIBLY be satisfied with whatever jumble I desperately fish out of my closet. Although, I don't really have the charisma for it, so until I evolve into my peak *Golden Girls* state, I need one of you to carry the torch. Billy has worked with Kaftko before, and so I THINK [it might be this one](https://kaftko.com/products/the-sequin-kaftan-rainbow-gold?variant=40195024879703&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), or a close cousin? It's even on (slight) SALE. Somebody please live my dream and tell me how it goes!

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