> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Bjork Bracket: Can Rita Ora Keep Up Her Hot Streak? - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bjork-bracket-can-rita-ora-keep-up-her-hot-streak-03-2017/ - Published: 2017-03-21T16:00:53.000Z - Updated: 2017-03-31T01:54:20.000Z - Description: So many sheers, so many bad life choices. - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Fug Madness 2017, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 **(1) Rita Ora vs. (8) Kristen Stewart** I don't think it's an overstatement to say that Rita Ora is the odds-on favorite to win this whole thing. She could take Kim. I think she could take anyone. Can she take Kristen? We're about to find out. And this is a start: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_INI_ORA_I_07172016_52125477-1490025461.jpg "Rita Ora Out In NYC") She also has [dressed like a droopy Lady of the Lake](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/is-rita-ora-trying-to-tell-us-something-02-2017/); a [bedspread from the 80s](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rita-ora-is-fifty-shades-of-drama-02-2017/); a [deranged Girl Scout](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/its-jingle-ball-season/z100s-jingle-ball-2016-arrivals-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); [Britney's "Oops" video](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-rita-ora-8-08-2016/); and [Chloe Grace Moretz](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/who-fugged-it-best-rita-ora-v-chloe-grace-moretz-08-2016/). And [don't forget her disco shirt](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-rita-ora-2-07-2016/)! She obviously spent much time advancing the cause of the sheers: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Ora_Party_FFUK_070616_52113855-1490025497.jpg "The Warner Brother Music Party In London") More than once, actually: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-597563662-compressed-1490025571.jpg "GettyImages-597563662-compressed-1490025571") She also advanced the cause of sidebutt: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-527483082-640x865-1490025529.jpg "GettyImages-527483082-640x865-1490025529") And of aggressive sparkles: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_MST_Billboard_Women_121016_52253928-1481437405-1490025474.jpg "Billboard Women In Music 2016") And of...uh, whatever this is. A formal flotation device? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Ora_Rita_SPARTAN_072516_52132178-1490025515.jpg "Rita Ora Out And About In NYC") Guess who wore Spanx on SNL? You might think the answer is Rita, but AHA![ It is Kristen (whose head looks GREAT, it must be said)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kristen-stewart-wears-full-on-spanx-on-snl-02-2017/). You might also think [that giant feathery sleeves are also Rita's area of interest but again AHA](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-more-of-kristen-stewart-in-chanel/69th-annual-cannes-film-festival-personal-shopper-premiere?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! And I suspect Rita fully would have worn this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_KM_EQUALS_PREMIERE_07072016_52115177-1490027673.jpg "'Equals' Premiere") I feel like Rita is also sad that she didn't get to wear a one-sleeved ruffle-monster of a shirt, and a pin cushion/trouser hybrid: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RAM_BILLY_LYNSS_PREM_10142016_52203642-1490027756.jpg "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk NYFF World Premiere") As far as this bizarre Chanel optical illusion thing goes, though, I feel like even Rita would have been like, "uh, pass." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-547111940-640x962-1490027959.jpg "GettyImages-547111940-640x962-1490027959") But that is not all. K Stew has [also worn a formal track suit](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/what-the-fugs-kristen-stewart-in-rodarte-and-more/54th-new-york-film-festival-personal-shopper-intro-and-qa?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); this [heinous skirt](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-more-of-kristen-stewart-in-chanel/the-69th-annual-cannes-film-festival-american-honey-photocall-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); this...[bizarre life-choice](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/kristen-stewart-cannes-chanel-dinner-05-2016/); and, finally, this PROFOUNDLY QUESTIONABLE THING: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-530738796-compressed-1490028386.jpg "GettyImages-530738796-compressed-1490028386") [Rita's archives love you](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/rita-ora?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! K. Stew's are [cooly disinterested in you](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/kristen-stewart?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). **(4) Michelle Monaghan vs. (12) Gabrielle Union** Can Gabrielle bring it to Michelle? We're about to find out. Let's start with Michelle, who has my ideal hair, but whose tendency toward what we'll call "directional fashion" sometimes veers off the road. This [is vaguely tragical to me](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-celebs-in-black-white-at-the-hfpainstyle-party/hollywood-foreign-press-association-and-instyle-celebrate-the-2017-golden-globe-award-season-10?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); this [makes her look moderately wan](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-women-wearing-solids-at-the-elle-women-in-hollywood-party/23rd-annual-elle-women-in-hollywood-awards-arrivals-15?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). This is GREAT [but then the shoes are so sad](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-the-veuve-cliquot-polo-classic/seventh-annual-veuve-clicquot-polo-classic-los-angeles-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). This is truly wacky: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_CRITICS_CHOICE_SET1_121116_52255367-1481526225-1490029444.jpg "Ariel Winter at The The 22nd Annual Critics' Choice Awards in LA") It manages to both be so very prim and ladylike and also...you know, it's a leotard and a sheer skirt. This next one is just, like, a confusing melange of fabric on a conceptual level: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-632719598_master-1485397380-1490029605.jpg ""Sidney Hall" Premiere - 2017 Sundance Film Festival") This would be pretty if you were getting married in a field in 1919: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-632145200_master-1485397350-1490029574.jpg "Premiere Of Hulu's "The Path" Season 2 - Arrivals") But this kinda works...nowhere, for me. Even here, at a party celebrating stylists, at which you SHOULD look very styled: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-515793510-640x968-1490029523.jpg "GettyImages-515793510-640x968-1490029523") Over to my fellow UCLA alum, Gabrielle Union. Obviously, the jewel in the crown of her Fug Madness run is this Oscars look: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-645733944-1488248905-640x962-1490030069.jpg "GettyImages-645733944-1488248905-640x962-1490030069") But there *is* more. This, for example, [was a classic misstep](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-more-women-at-the-espys/the-2016-espys-arrivals-13?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). This is just confusing, in the sense that I literally do not understand it: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_ALMOST_CHRISTMAS_110316_52222941-1490030224.jpg "Almost Christmas Premieres in LA") (Although, as ever, she looks facially great.) This Rodarte feels like the winning effort in a bridal shower's Make a Gown Out of Toilet Paper game: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-609633758-640x961-1490030260.jpg "GettyImages-609633758-640x961-1490030260") And everything about this is just ????!!!???????!??!?!?!? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Union_Gabrielle_GGFF_103116_52219444-1490030240.jpg "Gabrielle Union Attends AOL Build Series Event In NYC") To quote myself: WORDS. [Michelle's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/michelle-monaghan?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! [Gabrielle's archives](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/gabrielle-union?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! YOUR POLL: