Bjork's Swan Dress

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Caulfield/AP/Shutterstock (6464400b) Bjork Singer Bjork, wearing a Marjan Pejoski swan gown, arrives at the 73rd annual Academy Awards, in Los Angeles. Bjork is nominated for best song for "I've Seen it All" from the film "Dancer in the Dark 2001 Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA

One thing that gets me about this dress is that on the runway, somehow, it looked more majestic, and here the swan just looks... dead. I think the fact that the skirt here is less voluminously ruffly might contribute to that, because you can see more of the swan's neck and face, and it's just... it is an ex-swan. It is no more. It has gone to the great beyond.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laura Rauch/AP/Shutterstock (6472619p) BJORK Singer Bjork, wearing a Marjan Pejoski swan gown, arrives at the 73rd annual Academy Awards, in Los Angeles. Bjork is nominated for best song for "I've Seen it All" from the film "Dancer in the Dark OSCARS, LOS ANGELES, USA

At least it's a NICE bra? But it's also a bit of a distracting one. I truly don't know what else you do, though. The model probably didn't wear anything.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kim D Johnson/AP/Shutterstock (6464398e) Bjork Singer Bjork, holding her egg shaped purse under her Marjan Pejoski swan gown, arrives at the 73rd annual Academy Awards, in Los Angeles. Bjork is nominated for best song for "I've Seen it All" from the film "Dancer in the Dark 2001 Academy Awards, Los Angeles, USA

Are we witnessing an egg about to be laid? Is this the moment before she's about to drop it from under her skirts? It HAS to be, right? (Side note, or perhaps main note: I also have never loved the seamed tights, though I appreciate her desire not to be ENTIRELY exposed.)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laura Rauch/AP/Shutterstock (6472619a) BJORK Singer Bjork, wearing a Marjan Pejoski swan gown, arrives at the 73rd annual Academy Awards, in Los Angeles. Bjork is nominated for best song for "I've Seen it All" from the film "Dancer in the Dark OSCARS, LOS ANGELES, USA

KABOOM. Egg drop. This sincerely makes me laugh. Look at her; so coy. In retrospect I am surprised this wasn't more of a security panic.