This is such a busy-but-amazing photo backdrop. I enjoy The Rock trying to be blase about it. Personally, I'm like, "What's the weight that railing can take, because he is leaning, and he is a bowling ball of muscle." I'm glad that he went with a strong hit of color. I don't know if the jacket itself adds much, since it seems a wee tight?
Quintessa Swindell in Vera Wang
This trench-dress seems rooted in existential misery, and I think it is correct about that.
Sarah Shahi
I feel like her hair is being styled like she's on a WB show in 2002. I don't get it. Pass on the cardigan dress, too.
Noah Centineo, Pierce Brosnan, Quintessa Swindell, Aldis Hodge
The two pink outfits here are JUST the right hues against the gray sky and grayer buildings. Clothing-wise, Pierce and Aldis win this for me. I've yet to see compelling evidence that Noah Centineo is doing much of anything styling-wise, although it's not that he looks BAD; just very samey.
Noah Centineo
I mean, he's worn a variation on this to pretty much every premiere -- something scoop-necked that might be a tank, and a suit. It's not bad! It's just... the same. Again, Brad Pitt is not where to look for life inspo right now.
The Rock
I love the color. I don't even mind the shirtlessness. He's The Rock. He came into this world shirtless, he built a career shirtless, he can go shirtless however much he needs. And he's SO RIPPED, by trade, that I'm sure clothes are hard to find for him. That's why I think satin is a forever mistake on him. You see where it pulls, because it's so unforgiving. It's not camouflaging any of the fit issues one might have in costuming That Bod. (I do not feel bad bringing up The Bod because it's his business. He posts training videos on IG all the time. He knows he's got That Bod. He is chiseled stone.)
Aldis Hodge
Aldis is himself taking a page from The Rock, and I must say, I am not mad at this page or the book from which they came. It's The Book of Pythons and it's all about how to make every day Arm Day.
Quintessa Swindell in Celine
This is a delightful take on a formal sweatsuit.
Sarah Shahi
Styling-wise, this is... fine? But underwhelming. It might be the hair choice. Also, I feel like facially she looks different to me. More so here than in the previous photo, but I remember her so well from when she was starting out and I am often hesitant to ID her now without confirmation. Admittedly, she hasn't been out and about a ton in the last few years so maybe I'm just crazy.
Pierce Brosnan
It sounds from the clips like he MIGHT be putting on a southern accent for this? Why would anyone ask Pierce to do that? We went through enough awkwardness with Mamma Mia. Having said that, he looks delicious here.
ALDIS AGREES.