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Caitriona Balfe in Prada

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: CaitrĂ­ona Balfe attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Critics Choice Association)

Prada also referred to this as "an IKEA shower curtain with torture belt attachment and convenient sex-swing hooks." I mean, I THINK that's what they said, I'd have to go back and double-check.

Mikey Madison in recreated 1992 Armani

Mikey Madison at the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards held at The Barker Hangar on February 7, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/Variety via Getty Images)

This is gorgeous and the best thing she's worn so far, but when they remade it, WHY did they include that button thing on the skirt? It looks like a cockroach in all the photos and HARD NO ON THAT.

Keri Russell in Chanel

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Keri Russell arrives at the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/FilmMagic)

Keri Russell is not, and should never be, a Chanel person. It just doesn't jibe at all on her. This is stodgy and heinous AND a car wash, all at once, and she is none of those things.

Meredith Hagner in Simkhai

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Meredith Hagner attends the 2025 Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

Meredith is a delight and I actually think she would have been funny in Nobody Wants This if those girls had a third sister. Alas. Maybe, like the Wakefield twins, they can have a sudden lookalike cousin.

Stephanie Koenig

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Stephanie Koenig attends the 2025 Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

She and Rachel Brosnahan were in the same boobular mood on this night. I wonder if it was weird to be there; she's on The English Teacher, which controversially just got renewed despite a TRULY HORRIBLE Vulture story about the past behavior of its star and creator, and Koenig's appearances in that story make her look just as toxic and terrible. It's... all bad. I will let you Google it if you want to see it. But you know all the critics and many of the actors in that room read it and had THOUGHTS.

Harvey Guillen

Harvey Guillen at the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards held at The Barker Hangar on February 7, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WWD via Getty Images)

He is always a festive delight. This looks like his shirt decided to grow itself a ZZ Top beard.

Chris Perfetti

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Chris Perfetti attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

He kept it simple.

Chelsea Handler in Maticevski

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Chelsea Handler attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

This is fine in theory, but it reminds me of a lot of Roland Mouret dresses that do too much to be snugly artistic, to the point that it's actually just snug and bunchy and suddenly that's all you can see.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Mark-Paul Gosselaar attends FIJI Water at The 30th Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for FIJI Water)

Clark Kent just pulled off his glasses. Shit's about to get real.

Issa Lopez

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Issa Lopez attends the 2025 Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

That necklace is FABULOUS, as are her pleats.

Timothy Simons

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Timothy Simons attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

This is such ... a choice. He looks like he's about to lead a super progressive, non-denominational worship service.

David Alan Grier

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: David Alan Grier attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

I guess the critics like St. Denis Medical! I enjoy his cardigan situation.

Delainey Hayles in Dior

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Delainey Hayles attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

It's giving Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Maren Morris

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Maren Morris attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

Originally I thought this was black and white with a grey train, but then when I came in to write it, now I think the train IS white and just in shadow. Or I guess it could all be grey. Whatever. She looks nice and VERY much more elegant than usual. But THERE GOES MY CONNECTIVE TISSUE.

Jesse Williams

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Jesse Williams attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

This man is just... handsome.

Takehiro Hira

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Takehiro Hira attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Critics Choice Association)

This is a lush and fantastic deployment of a double-breasted blazer. Those rarely work so well. Wow.

Michael Emerson

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Michael Emerson attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Maya Dehlin Spach/FilmMagic)

Very dapper from a man who's OUTSTANDING at playing snarky evil.

Ethan Slater

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Ethan Slater attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

This is good!

Chase Stokes

SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 07: Chase Stokes attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on February 07, 2025 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

This is... not, really? It is bedeviled by his choices.

What's Black and White and Grey All Over?
This Critics Choice Awards post!

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