
In the great Rorschach test of that sweater: Is it... a duck's face looking down at her stomach? I am not overly fond of it. But I like the outfit from a distance, where I am not confronted by some fancy poultry.

This feels like a dude's version of a Juicy Couture tracksuit and it is a hard no from me.

And THIS looks like a tracksuit he bought off an infomercial.

Larry is not amused.

"Mom said if I did my homework I could wear the chain! NAILED IT."

I want to give her hem a trim, but otherwise, this is a delightfully age-appropriate outfit for what was obviously a smart-casual party. It almost looks like she and Anthony ordered from the same catalog, but she got the better deal.

And NOW the party can start.
