Blake Lively

But seriously: What is going on? Even her shoes are yawning. Maybe, much like when she was with DiCaprio, Blake is taking some kind of fashion sedative now that she's The Lady Reynolds Part II: Younger, Blonder, Tanner. (Oh, I jest. Well, I don't; it's true. But I'm just TEASING. I'm happy for those crazy kids and I think that will be a very interestingly clad pregnancy if it happens, so double bonus.)

Blake Lively

Ehhhhh.

Blake Lively

WAIT. So is that... a chain? That looks like it's made up of tiny handcuffs, kind of? And then some diamonds? It's not exactly rocking my world, really, but hey, it's a statement. I wonder if Karl is trying to say, "Dearest Blake: Congratulations on your surprise shackling to the naked green man. Prison becomes you, and prison WILL become you. SHANK. J'adore, etc., Karl."

Fug or Fine: Blake Lively

From the front, this is so uninspired. Blahtiful. Mehjestic. Magnifehcent. Is Blake bored of her Boobs Legsly alter-ego? Is Karl Lagerfeld (this is a Chanel event) bored of Blake now that she's bored of being Boobs Legsly? Is she now just wearing all the backup bridesmaid dresses she ordered that didn't fit, because the bridesmaids didn't have time for a fitting? How did this piece of tedium happen? Or does the more interesting back save it for you? [Photos: Getty]