> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Blisteringly Bad at Bazaar Icons - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/blisteringly-bad-at-bazaar-icons/ - Published: 2018-09-10T13:45:16.000Z - Updated: 2018-09-10T02:11:24.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58 ## Kendall Jenner in Vera Wang ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-7-1536511107.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9876403dv) Kendall Jenner Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 Well. This is the most Kendall Jenner OR Vera Wang has made me laugh, even if it's unintentional. Each of her knees is dressed as a mourning Scarlett O'Hara, and if you put her arms outside a car dealership and turned on a fan, they'd double as the little thrashing noodle men that want you to lease a Hyundai for no money down. ## Victoria Justice in Paolo Sebastian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-44-1536511277.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (9876827hf) Victoria Justice Harper's BAZAAR celebrates fifth ICONS by Carine Roitfeld, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 She doesn't have a LOT going on resume-wise right now (next up is a Julianne Hough/Tyler Hoechlin/Steve Guttenberg movie about "the grandfathers of fitness"). I hope she dressed like the Lady of the Lake on Planet Unicorn strictly because she likes it, and not in some kind of HEY REMEMBER ME I AM BEAUTIFUL AND ALIVE panic. ## Bella Hadid in Mugler ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-33-1536511241.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (9876827ae) Bella Hadid Harper's BAZAAR celebrates fifth ICONS by Carine Roitfeld, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 Bella's head looks absolutely beautiful and then her body is getting totally crushed by medieval jazzercize torture. I was sure this would turn out to be Yeezy, but no. It's Mugler, and IT IS CUSTOM. It is fugly and awful on a hundred levels, one of which is that MUGLER is WILLINGLY making shit that looks like it came from Kanye. That alone should have everyone over there hanging their heads in shame ## Joan Smalls in Iris Van Herpen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-40-1536511266.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (9876827dl) Joan Smalls Harper's BAZAAR celebrates fifth ICONS by Carine Roitfeld, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 Yes, Van Herpen's workmanship is interesting and intricate and beautiful, but the DESIGN... This just looks like her mammary glands are bleeding. ## Peyton List ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-4-1536511095.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9876403c) Peyton List Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 This is what the Blanche Devereaux character wears in *The Golden Girls On Broadway.* ## Jackie Cruz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-21-1536511179.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718fb) Jackie Cruz Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 See-through pants are working SO HARD to have another moment. PASS. ## Leigh Lezark ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-25-1536511191.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718hc) Leigh Lezark Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 I largely ignore her now, because she's one of those New York Famous people we used to see at Fashion Week everywhere, but no one outside the city really cares. (She's a DJ.) But she obviously doesn't like it when people ignore her, or else she wouldn't have worn this absurd catsuit, so: Here you go, pal. ## Daniella Perkins ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-18-1536511156.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718db) Daniella Perkins Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 I don't even know who this is, but she TOO went to a lot of trouble to look crazy, so. Congrats. ## Jemima Kirke ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-39-1536511254.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (9876827di) Jemima Kirke Harper's BAZAAR celebrates fifth ICONS by Carine Roitfeld, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 This actually ended up in here by accident because it's not BLISTERINGLY bad, but it is... sloppy. The dress is fine. The shoes and the bag and the headpiece have zero relation to each other. ## Christina Aguilera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-12-1536511130.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9876403r) Christina Aguilera Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 "I want to swan into this party with one toe poking out of my shoes," she said, and her team was like, "Oooookay, one swan with weird peep-toes coming up." ## Alek Wek in Calvin Klein ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-14-1536511144.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718ad) Alek Wek Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 This is what Calvin Klein has become under Raf Simons: boob doilies. ## Sofia Carson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/c92353a1c9b-1536511358.jpg) , New York, NY - 20180907 Celebrities attending Harper's Bazaar ICONS party outside arrivals during New York Fashion Week. -PICTURED: Sofia Carson -PHOTO by: Kristin Callahan/ACE PICTURES/INSTARimages.com -090718\_Icons\_K101 This is an editorial, rights-managed image. 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If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded Nighty-night ## Padma Lakshmi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-28-1536511203.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718ij) Padma Lakshmi Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 That jacket train is as half-assed as her lipstick. ## Imaan Hammam ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-20-1536511167.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718ez) Imaan Hammam Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 I love her, but that's a hastily doctored blazer. ## Ajiona Alexus ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-11-1536511119.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/REX/Shutterstock (9876403hb) Ajiona Alexus Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 This is not the VMAs, friend. ## Angela Sarafyan in Lela Rose ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-45-1536511290.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock (9876827p) Angela Sarafyan Harper's BAZAAR celebrates fifth ICONS by Carine Roitfeld, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 This is from Lela's HOIK IT collection. ## Suki Waterhouse in Marni ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-46-1536511324.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9876880u) Suki Waterhouse Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 That might have a rock and roll edge to it on somebody, but here it just looks... refried. ## Rodney Williams ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/bazaar-icons-2018-bad-fashion-gfy-29-1536511216.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9876718jh) Rodney Williams Harper's Bazaar ICONS party, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 07 Sep 2018 I don't know who he is (a mogul I think?), and I actually think the workmanship on that is quite lovely, but.... it just seemed apt to finish on someone in a mask when this ENTIRE slideshow is of people who might wish they'd gone unrecognized. 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