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# Bon Jovi 1985
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- Published: 2021-06-23T19:45:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-06-23T05:32:33.000Z
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## Jon Bon Jovi in Detroit, 1985

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DETROIT - JUNE 22: Lead singer Jon Bon Jovi of American hard rock band Bon Jovi poses for a portrait before a concert at Hart Plaza, June 22, 1985, in Detroit, MI. (Photo by Ross Marino/Getty Images)

Do I even need to write any words here? WORDS. WRODS. He's spending all that time on his collar, but meanwhile his "sultry" face reads more like a pouty dudebro.

## Jon Bon Jovi in Detroit, 1985

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/06/GettyImages-1202078178-1624425218.jpg)

DETROIT - JUNE 22: Lead singer Jon Bon Jovi of American hard rock band Bon Jovi poses for a portrait before a concert at Hart Plaza, June 22, 1985, in Detroit, MI. (Photo by Ross Marino/Getty Images)

"We need more eye contact, Jon. Just really stare -- no, no, now you look startled. Think SEXY. Staring DEEP into my soul."

## Jon Bon Jovi in Detroit, 1985

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/06/GettyImages-1202078256-1624425264.jpg)

DETROIT - JUNE 22: Lead singer Jon Bon Jovi of American hard rock band Bon Jovi poses for a portrait before a concert at Hart Plaza, June 22, 1985, in Detroit, MI. (Photo by Ross Marino/Getty Images)

"Shit, now you look like you're fantasizing about eating my pancreas. Maybe we shouldn't do full-on to camera."

## Jon Bon Jovi in Detroit, 1985

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/06/GettyImages-1202078191-1624425229.jpg)

DETROIT - JUNE 22: Lead singer Jon Bon Jovi of American hard rock band Bon Jovi poses for a portrait before a concert at Hart Plaza, June 22, 1985, in Detroit, MI. (Photo by Ross Marino/Getty Images)

"That's right, baby. Are you cold? Are you too hot to handle? Are you hugging yourself while imagining it's your lady? SELL IT, JOHN FRANCES BONGIOVI JR."

## Bon Jovi in Detroit, 1985

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DETROIT - JUNE 1985: Lead guitarist Richie Sambora, lead vocalist and band namesake Jon Bon Jovi, and bassist Alec John Such, all with the rock band Bon Jovi, pose for a portrait on June 22, 1985, at Hart Plaza in Detroit, MI. (Photo by Ross Marino/Getty Images)

I will never, ever NOT laugh at this photo. Alec Such looks like their regular bandmate was indisposed and they sent a replacement who'd been working at the Stardust in Vegas.

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