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# Boredly Played, Zooey Deschanel?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/boredly-played-zooey-deschanel-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-21T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-21T21:31:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, polka dots, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

It's not so much that I don't like this -- the dress is fine, although let's be frank, the nylons and the shoes are fired; no, it's that the photo cracks me up.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150543548.jpg "Zooey Deschanel")](https://gofugyourself.com/boredly-played-zooey-deschanel-08-2012/the-academy-of-television-arts-sciences-performers-peer-group-cocktail-reception?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The expression on her face says to me, "God, WHY did I have to cleave to this NICE-GIRL persona? Why do I have to be all CHEERFUL now all the time? What was I thinking? Just ONCE I want to put on a raging case of bitchface and wear a dress made of knives and run over someone's FOOT with a MOTORCYCLE. Instead it's all polka-dots and party dresses and YAY WHERE'S MY UKULELE and I swear to GOD when *New Girl* is over I am going to turn into Angelina Jolie."

\[Photo: Getty\]