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# Born This Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/born-this-fug-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-09T20:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-09T19:01:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, blue, transparency, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry. Jessie J. Scores of people overshadowing her, criticism over her new single, and the fact that her people ALLEGEDLY put a stop to a Weird Al parody f one of her songs. What's a poor, beleaguered, mid-backlash Gaga to do?

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/spl275087_019.jpg "Lady Gaga")](https://gofugyourself.com/born-this-fug-05-2011/lady-gaga-at-a-press-conference-at-the-st-regis-hotel-in-mexico-city-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It should be no surprise to you that the answer is, "Dress like a novelty condom." And it should be even LESS surprise to you that the OTHER answer is extremely not-safe-for-work.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/spl275087_002.jpg "Lady Gaga")](https://gofugyourself.com/born-this-fug-05-2011/lady-gaga-at-a-press-conference-at-the-st-regis-hotel-in-mexico-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This screams, "ME! REMEMBER ME? I AM STILL HERE! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/spl275087_022.jpg "Lady Gaga")](https://gofugyourself.com/born-this-fug-05-2011/lady-gaga-at-a-press-conference-at-the-st-regis-hotel-in-mexico-city-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But, see those three letters over her shoulder? The ones that are part of the phrase, "Born This Way"? Well, they also begin another word: BORING. Bejeweled crosses with racy attire? Honey, you're already being accused of aping "Express Yourself," so you might want to tone down the echoes of Madonna a little.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/spl275087_025.jpg "Lady Gaga")](https://gofugyourself.com/born-this-fug-05-2011/lady-gaga-at-a-press-conference-at-the-st-regis-hotel-in-mexico-city-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Also, I think Taylor Swift would prefer it if you didn't put her signature hand-heart gesture quite so close to your nipple squares. Can you maybe come up with something else? I mean, my middle finger alone is *twitching* with ideas...

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