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# Bound Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/bound-fug-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-13T19:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

She will never learn, basically.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_mivmsb_dash_opening_031214_51353891.xml "Kim Kardashian")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/FFN%5FMIVMSB%5FDASH%5FOpening%5F031214%5F51353891.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

When you are Kim Kardashian, YOU are the only laurel on which you can rest. Your talent is being you. Your only brand is you. Your game is you. And it boggles my mind that she's so financially successful at all these things when she's also so BAD at them. Nine outfits out of ten -- and that's a charitable average -- are hideously unflattering to the very brand upon which she relies, including this one. She looks stuffed into it, and unless she's advertising a future family-branded line of glamorous chain-link fences -- Kardashian BarriKades? -- or wicker chairs (wicKer) -- it's doing nobody any favors.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]