Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon

This is a new level of douchiness for Brad somehow. Part of it is his facial expression but this is one time I do NOT enjoy someone draping himself in velvet.

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon

This feels Night at the Roxbury-coded. His head looks fine. From the chin down...I hate it. They wore this to a double date with Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid. I feel like...Gigi, you gotta get some more youthful friends. I say this as a very very VERY middle-aged person. Fun fact: Ines was married to Paul Wesley until last year. (Paul likes a brunette!)

Brad Pitt

This feels like, "oh, I just remembered I am dating someone arty!"

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon

Okay, this one I'm not mad at. (Although I sort of wish the shoes were not ALSO blue.)

File This Under "Mid-Life Crisis"

Father Time is undefeated.