Connie Britton

I know it's all very innocuous, but that is the WEIRDEST place to stick a big clumpy ruffle. It's like a merkin gone awry.

John Boyega

And I find him so charming, but WHAT is going on there? It's a Hammaconda-level bulge. At first I thought maybe it was the tail of another shirt under there, but I don't see a trace of that anywhere ELSE? Are these just the wrong wrong wrong size?

Selenis Leyva

My notes stop here. She looks radiant.

Nicole Beharie

And Nicole's suit is stellar. I wish I could see a toe of a shoe, but at least I'm not perplexed by her groin! That is a WIN for me today.

I Have Notes on People's Crotches In This Post

Well, two. But two is enough.