Bridesmaids

Kristen Wiig

I am almost SHOCKED nobody started a rumor that her dress looks ripped up because of a CATFIGHT because that's what HAPPENS when women have to be near other women.

Rose Byrne

I almost didn't recognize her, despite KNOWING it was Rose Byrne. I thought Linda Cardellini for a second. (It's the bangs.) I enjoy the idea of this, but not so much the way the bodice looks held together by gaffer tape.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP/Shutterstock (6284113ak) Rose Byrne Rose Byrne, a cast member in "Bridesmaids," poses at the premiere of the film, in Los Angeles Premiere Bridesmaids LA, Los Angeles, USA

I guess SOMETHING needs to hold up the SURPRISE DEMI-CAPE.

Melissa McCarthy

She got stuck with some really so-so clothes, then started a line to make her own, and FINALLY people woke up and started making things for all humans. She's settled into a more relaxed style now that doesnt look as much like she's being forced to attend a cocktail party for a boss she tolerates.

Rebel Wilson

This came before Pitch Perfect. Rebel's deadpan delivery was very funny; I enjoy her but also -- as I did with Wiig on SNL --find her more effective in careful dosages. That's a great color on her, but her overall style game has upped itself considerably, as you'd expect when someone's fame level ALSO rises.

Ellie Kemper

I feel like Ellie Kemper NOW would have worn pink shoes with this adorable frock.

Maya Rudolph

So I guess someone in her family has a birthday coming up. I'm glad she found something shiny and presumably comfortable.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (1310628bh) Maya Rudolph 'Bridesmaids' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 28 Apr 2011

But that is a LOT of awkward knotting.

Wendi McLendon-Covey

She may be dressed AS a bridesmaid.

Jason Bateman, Amanda Anka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (1310628av) Jason Bateman 'Bridesmaids' film premiere, Los Angeles, America - 28 Apr 2011

Everything here seems in order.

Kerri Kenney-Silver

Apparently she has been working like CRAZY since she was on Reno 911 with Wendi, and I missed ALL OF IT, so I had no idea she's blonde.

Abby Elliott

This is the vibe of a teen dragged to a party under duress, who doesn't want to admit to her parents that it's actually kind of okay.

Jon Hamm

HE is kind of okay. And then some.

Angela Kinsey

She looks like she thought this was a bridal trade show.

Poster

One thing I enjoy about this is that the three most famous faces -- Wiig, Rudolph, Byrne -- are off to the side, rether than front and center. I don't know WHY that strikes me as neat, but it does keep them from dominating the poster or relegating the others to window-dressing.

Poster

Whereas the French poster for this makes Kristen look like's planning a murder, Melissa McCarthy look like she's a paperboy, and Maya Rudolph look like she's not even there.