Golda Rosheuvel and India Ria Amarteifio

Here are your Charlottes. Golda always has the most wacky fashion -- here she looks like she's draped in the priestly robes of the Divine Holy Church of Investment Bankers -- and if you told me India was using Simone Ashley's stylist, I'd believe it.

Adjoa Andoh and Arsema Thomas

Look at these clonky shoe twins. I wonder if they planned that. Adjoa's dress is awesome; Arsema's is... potentially inflatable?

Ruth Gemmell

Ruth is clearly one of Golda's parishioners. There is something wonky happening with the fit of her trousers.

Corey Mylchreest

Here is your young King George. He reminds me fanitly of Josh Bowman of the late, semi-lamented Revenge. His character obviously eventually goes mad, and that shirt might make ME go mad if I stare at it for too long, so... on theme?

Would You Like a Taste of Bridgerton This Afternoon?

Queen Charlotte's show premieres in May.