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Nicola Coughlan in Danielle Frankel

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Nicola Coughlan attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I appreciate what Team Coughlan was going for here, but this seems a bit sloppy. There's a certain precision that's missing, and in the end I don't think it flatters her.

Luke Newton in Versace

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Luke Newton attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

He looked way more comfortable in his loose coats and tank tops. He kind of looks like someone stuck his head onto Harry Styles. That jacket is not his vibe.

Jonathan Bailey and Luke Newton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Jonathan Bailey and Luke Newton attend Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

Luke actually looked really nervous in most of the pictures. Of course, it doesn't help to stand next to Jonathan Bailey, who is just ease personified.

Simone Ashley in Prada

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Simone Ashley attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

This looks a bit stiff and heavy, but it's fun. It's an improvement!

Adjoa Andoh in Safiyaa

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Adjoa Andoh attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I cherish her, but also keep thinking that's a napkin bib.

Claudia Jessie in Stella McCartney

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Claudia Jessie attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

She looks so different without Eloise's mediocre wig. I like the suit, though.

Harriet Cains

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Harriet Cains attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

This is honestly the territory I feared SImone Ashley might inhabit. I assume she whipped this up with a little eye of newt, wing of bat, mix in the cauldron with a tail of rat.

Bessie Carter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Bessie Carter attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

I am concerned that she took a mold of her chest with construction paper.

Hannah Dodd

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Hannah Doddattends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

Hannah plays Francesca Bridgerton, whose book is the sixth one; it's her first season because they needed to age her up. Her character is already married in her book, so maybe they'll play out some of that as we go?

Will Tilston

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Will Tilstonattends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

He's Gregory, and I hate to say it because I do not wish unemployment on him, but they are ALSO gonna have to recast him I think -- well, then again, who knows how long it'll take to get around to THAT season. At the very least they should reclothe him.

Ruth Gemmell

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Ruth Gemmell attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

The Bridgerton matriarch looks super here, and it SEEMS like maybe she gets a little sexy time in season three?!? I wholeheartedly support this.

Daniel Francis

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Daniel Francis attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

I believe he might be the one romancing Mrs. Bridgerton?!? APPROVED.

Emma Naomi

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Emma Naomi attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Another new addition! This is GLORIOUS.

Joanna Bobin

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Joanna Bobin attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

She plays the snotty mother of evil Cressida Cowper, and she is a dish.

Jessica Madsen in Shushu Tong

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Jessica Madsen attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

And this is the evil Cressida in question, whose bangs are a bit of a bad guy here. I can't see her face.

Florence Hunt

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Florence Hunt attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

She is the youngest Bridgerton, Hyacinth. The dress is neat -- I'm not sure all those elements should work, but they do?

Naturi Naughton

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Naturi Naughton attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

This is major on her -- and it feels like something they'd wear at a Bridgerton ball. (She's not in the show, though, sadly.)

Scott Foley, Marika Domińczyk

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Scott Foley and Marika Domińczyk Foley attend Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

Please do not put Scott Foley into Bridgerton, Shonda. I know you love him. I get it. But I am still not over the stupidity of B-613 on Scandal.

Susan Kelechi Watson

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Susan Kelechi Watson attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

I would be MORE than happy for her to appear as someone's American relative.

Minnie Mills

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Minnie Mills attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

It's giving The Little Mermaid Goes to the Met Gala.

Tori Kelly

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Tori Kelly attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)

We need a new shoe, Tori. Just a bit less putty.

Jonathan van Ness

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Jonathan van Ness attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Speaking of needing a new shoe.

Robin Arzon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Robin Arzon attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Robin is a Peloton instructors who drives me sort of bonkers, and THIS IS A MESS. That dress is just a disaster of execution.

Shonda Rhimes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 13: Shonda Rhimes attends Netflix's "Bridgerton" Season 3 World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 13, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Shonda looks very regal. And she is the queen of the Bridgerton Cinematic Universe, so that's apt.

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