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This is a melange of madness, to me. Her flat, tired stare, the hair that's creeping into '80s wings, the boxers, the big flappy suit and flash of boob, the BOOTS... I'm not sure what any of this is saying to me. except her face, which is like, "Stop bugging me to do another sad movie, ONE WAS ENOUGH."

Some of this proceeds like a Maxim shoot would, with the spread legs and open mouth, albeit with more of a teen energy. It's the Teen Jeopardy of Maxim shoots.

This feels a little Katherine Hepburn to me, except she would have worn loafers. And maybe a vest.

And yes, this is like a lad mag doing a color College Co-Ed supplement to your school's daily paper. Something just cute enough that it can still be distributed in dining halls, but with JUST enough Come Hither and crotch focus (even though she's covering it).

This is so un-fashion, it actually makes me laugh. It's like the anti-Vogue.

They were SO excited about these leggings and boots.

I like this one the best -- of all of them, I think you could write a short story about this person and what her day was like.

This person appears to have come back from a Footloose party and flopped down to drink one more beer, have some pretzels, and nap.

I call B.S.! I would NEVER go eat lobster in that shirt.

I'm not sure why the loving attention was paid to her nipples here -- like, they're pulling a lot of focus, surely intentionally, in a way that doesn't feel very Harper's.

Brie Larson Landed Harper's Bazaar's April Cover
For April 2023.

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