Brie Larson
"I'm a nursaritarian," Brie cooed. "I only eat things that have been purchased from locally owned cage-free garden centers."
"Got a light? It's like grandma always said: eat a pansy, smoke a daisy. Or is it the other way around? Dammit, Nana! Write things down!"
"This way, when I'm hungry, I can snack on my shoulders." (I actually think this one is pretty of her.)
Spring 2017: Natalia Vodianova
Porter is on a powerful women kick, which is GREAT, but I'm not sure how they differentiate "Incredible Women" from "Women In Charge," or, in Autumn, "Women Who Dare." I feel like you could write down all these women's names on papers, throw them up in the air, and stick them in whichever issue they land on. I'm also VERY curious about the messaging of the model in the SUPERWOMAN t-shirt being heavily restrained by a tight corset. What is she in charge of there? Her lung capacity?
Summer 2017: Bella Hadid
I'm not sure they should have given Bella sunburn makeup unless it went with an SPF story. Having said that: I know people are mixed-to-negative on Bella as a model, but I think this is pretty arresting.
Summer Escape 2017: Doutzen Kroes
"When I work to save elephants, I do it in vintage wedding gowns, because I am MARRIED TO THE EARTH."
Summer Escape 2017: Doutzen Kroes
This one is BETTER, but... it's like her arms are wearing chaps.
Autumn 2017: Cameron Russell
Cameron is a very interesting person. She is a model/activist, and right now is using her Instagram to share anonymous stories about abuses in the fashion industry. W did an interesting piece about it. And so... why did they shoot up her nose and right at her front teeth?
