Taylor Swift

I am sure you can anticipate my issues with this dress.

Taylor Swift

Namely that it appears to involve a formal loincloth.

Taylor Swift

I honestly don't even hate the sheer bits all that much.

Taylor Swift

But this is EXHAUSTING.

Brit Awards Fug Carpet: Taylor Swift

I have to say, regardless of my feelings about this dress, I appreciate that she's finally mixing it up. You can't be a 21 year old Kennedy-stalking sequin-enthusiast for your entire life. [Photos: Getty]