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Rita Ora

This dress is forgettable - it looks like heavy satin that's just splatting on the floor rather than being properly shaped. There is some detailing on the bodice, but... meh. However, I am SO DISTRACTED by how she's tipping herself that I can't even think. It's like Paris Hilton times three.

Rita Ora

Seriously, is she half-squatting under there?!?

Rita Ora

The bit we saw in the last photo, plus this angle, does even less for me -- I know that's probably a tiny little frill trim, but it looks like the fabric was cut by The Hulk. With his fists.

Rita Ora

However, if you wanted to see a clear clutch in action, here you go. I spy a lipstick and a smartphone. Which means, surely, that somebody else has all the interesting stufff in a pants pocket, or she's tucked it into her bra.

BRIT Awards Fuggish Carpet: Rita Ora
Are you kidding me with this stance? She makes the Leaning Tower of Pisa look like it has exemplary posture. [Photos: Getty]

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