Lily Allen
Well, at least she's the best-dressed My Little Pony on the rack.
Laura Mvula
This looks like an old wedding gown that people hacked away at to determine its age -- you know, like counting a tree's rings, although here, it's ruffles.
Nicole Scherzinger
I feel like 90 percent of her outfits lately look like they're meant to attach to a sex swing.
Dannii and Kylie Minogue
Whereas these two are doing an Olsen Twins thing of looking attached and/or like opposite halves of a whole. Dannii's skirt even seems like half of it came away because she had to be pried apart from Kylie and her rubber bag.
Kimberley Walsh
Kimberley was in "Girls Aloud," or is, or whatever. She's in a Blumarine gown that Kacey Musgraves wore already, and it does not look any less like a shower curtain now than it did then. Learn the lessons of your forebears, child.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
This is too short and might have once been a throw-pillow in the back of a bachelorette party's very strange rented limo and OH THE THINGS IT HAS SEEN.