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Tallia Storm
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Tallia was someone who seemed VERY eager to go to whatever she could during the pre-Omicron and post-Delta window. So it doesn't shock me that she was the one who went the MOST naked, in a Mugler catsuit that might as well be body paint. Her abs were ready. So was her pubis.
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Tallia Storm
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
All I can do is laugh, and hope this does not do any unsightly bunching. I think once omicron passes, we're going to see a lot of people letting it all hang out.
Ashley Roberts in Mônot
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Ashley Roberts
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
These both look like entries in a catalog of Stupid Bathing Suits for Las Vegas Use Only.
Maya Jama in Mônot
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Maya Jama
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
This is a Charlie Brown fever dream. But like, who's letting THAT guy design clothes? Lucy would not approve.
AJ Odudu
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AJ Odudu
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
This is like Mardi Gras in a cocktail frock.
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AJ Odudu
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Including a cheeky flash of cheek.
Raye in Versace
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Raye
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
This is being held together by safety pins and one of them is fully digging into her skin. Maybe next time, just... some sewing?
Abby Roberts
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Abby Roberts
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Tallia Storm is not the ONLY person who prepped her bikini line for tonight.
Holly Humberstone in Gucci
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Holly Humberstone
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
This has a very Fashion Student feel to it.
Alex Scott
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Alex Scott
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Alex dared to ask the question, "What if this funeral home table runner was also a dress?"
Lola Young
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Lola Young
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
I never love outfits that make your cleavage look like a bum in a thong somehow.
Jaime Winstone
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Jaime Winstone
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
And THIS feels very, "Half a bottle of cabernet, and I made it myself." You can see some underboob oozing out on her left side.
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Jaime Winstone
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Apparently I downloaded a close-up? Heather Cocks, Underboob Detective. I'm going to pitch it to CBS.
Joy Crookes
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Joy Crookes
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
This is incredibly beautiful, and I can't help wishing it were just one cocktail dress rather than a bra-style top. But she looks amazing.
Molly Rainford
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Molly Rainford
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Carrie Underwood just felt a tremor in the Force.
Anne-Marie
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Anne-Marie
42nd BRIT Awards, Arrivals, The O2 Arena, London, UK - 08 Feb 2022
Wearing Philosophy Di Lorenzo Serafini ,Same Outfit as catwalk model *12467847v
Her string top would drive me bananas, in addition to opening things up for chafing. But I have to hand it to Anne-Marie, because...
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 08: EDITORIAL USE ONLY Ann Marie trips while performing on stage during The BRIT Awards 2022 at The O2 Arena on February 08, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images )
... during her performance, she fully tripped and fell down these stairs...
LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 08: EDITORIAL USE ONLY Anne-Marie performs during The BRIT Awards 2022 at The O2 Arena on February 08, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for BRIT Awards Limited)
... and then rolled with it, and knelt for a bit to get her composure before going ahead with the plan. She didn't miss a beat. I would have. Good for her. And she doesn't seem hurt. Maybe that man in the fur hat is her guardian angel.
