Sienna Miller

This is the saddest piece of satin, with the saddest-clown expression. I don't know if it's two sizes too big, or just sewn by depressed lawn gnomes who'd been reanimated by Cinderella's stepmother after the exterminator got all the vermin. But it's a wonderful color given the most uninspired treatment.

Sienna Miller

Actually, I think it's both two sizes too big AND horribly made.

Sienna Miller

Accessories, for those who need to know. I like those. And her engagement ring (right?) is nifty, too. If only she'd leave those and start all over again.

Tom Sturridge, Sienna Miller

I also cannot get over how crazy Tom Sturridge looks, in general, even while wearing a perfectly nice suit. If they ever want to do a serial killer movie about Charlie Chaplin, I think he's in.

British Fashion Awards Fug Carpet: Sienna Miller

Well, THAT is a convincing stance. [Photos: Getty]