Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Now that I know these are NOT chaps, it is a more interesting pantsuit, but it also looks like she's wearing shorts and then two high-fashion prostheses.
Alexa Chung in Stella McCartney
Well, I love the fact that she's changed up her hair -- without the curtain-bangs, doesn't she look kind of like Jessie J? The outfit looks insubstantial, though, and made of Kleenex. Isn't she cold? Or does she just HAVE a cold and needs handy tissues?
Laura Carmichael in Mulberry
Lady Edith deserves better on Downton Abbey; Laura Carmichael deserves better in real life.
Stella Tennant
It's like "Braveheart 2: Bullfight On The Moors."
Jade Parfitt
Interesting, but why so much netting?
Lily Donaldson
I really loved this. And then I thought maybe I could see her panties. And then I couldn't decide WHAT I could see, but I liked it, but I didn't. And now I just feel confused and alone.
Arizona Muse
She is ostensibly a young model, but actually a refugee from a 1980s soap opera.
Clemence Poesy in Erdem
That outfit is so Kirsten Dunst to me, right down to the topknot. I really like this.
Poppy Delevingne in Emilia Wickstead
This is weird in a way that pleases me. You know SOMEONE came up and started playing Chopsticks on her groin.
Jodie Kidd
Next, on "Reign": Mary gets a text from someone offering to fix her sleeves, because why the hell NOT.
Harry Styles
Have we called him Hairy Styles yet? Surely someone has. That is some Ryan Cabrera level volume going here.
Suki Waterhouse
That's pretty. I still can't get over that she's supposedly dating Bradley Cooper. Doesn't that seem totally made up? I don't know either one of them and yet I can't imagine them having a conversation. Also, I almost typed "Bradley Whitford," and that goes double for him.