British Fashion Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Models

Naomi Campbell

Naomi looks like a sexy, powerful witch who has wandered outside to get her mail in her lingerie.

This is pretty, but I feel like there's never any THERE there with her.

Her head is as gorgeous as ever, and, for my money, this is one of Chanel's more reasonable "Whoops, stole some of this from our home section" gowns.

Jourdan's hair! IT'S SO GOOD ON HER. This whole outfit, indeed, is crisp and enjoyable. Like an apple? I don't know. I'm hungry.

Plot twist!

And somewhere Miss Havisham sighed, "too musty, my dear. Entirely too musty."