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Gwyneth Paltrow in Valentino

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Gwyneth Paltrow attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)

Gotta be honest, this is major and it looks great on her, although I think she as a PERSON doesn't carry stuff with the panache she used to and I can't put my finger on why. The dress is doing the work here, is my point, and it does it super well. (I'd have pulled the hair back, maybe.)

Gillian Anderson

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 4: Gillian Anderson attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

She was hanging out with Pierpaolo Piccioli, so I assume this is also Valentino? She looks FABULOUS. I also think Gwyneth would have gotten this dress ten years ago.

Suki Waterhouse

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 4: Suki Waterhouse attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

I don't think you can tell she's pregnant in this at ALL, except for her hand being in the telltale spot. (She confirmed a while ago that she IS pregnant; I promise I am not making this up.) That's a great color but her head-styling is underwhelming.

Precious Lee in 2015 Comme des Garçons

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Precious Lee attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Well, that's FAB. She looks like a very aggressive flower has closed its petals around her to merge her into its very essence.

Fats Timbo

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Fats Timbo attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)

Those rosettes are fab, as are the gold shoes.

Amelia Gray Hamlin in Self Portrait

Amelia Gray attending the Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora held at the Royal Albert Hall, Kensington Gore, London. Picture date: Monday December 4, 2023. (Photo by Ian West/PA Images via Getty Images)

She worked so hard to hit and hold this pose over and over again on the red carpet, bless her heart. Coco Rocha she is not, and that's fine, but I think she might be well-served to dial it back down to her own volume.

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Amelia Gray Hamlin attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at The Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Needless to say, this is not very interesting from the front. It's fine. She already looks better because she's a tad more chill.

Maya Jama

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Maya Jama poses backstage at The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at The Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This looks like a camp caft project. By which I mean summer camp, not, like, CAMP.

Ella Eyre

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Ella Eyre attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)

That purse is a dream, and the dress looks appealingly tactile.

Leigh-Anne Pinnock in Chet Lo

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Leigh-Anne Pinnock attends The Fashion Awards 2023 Presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

Rita Ora wore spikes on her back; Leigh-Anne wore them ALL OVER.

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Leigh-Anne Pinnock attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at The Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

She's like a blushing pineapple.

Charli XCX in 2004 Gaultier

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Charli XCX attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This is kind of cool, and also, like an angry poppy.

Clara Amfo in Roksanda

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Clara Amfo attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at The Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Very Grecian. It's a pretty color on her!

Beth Ditto

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Beth Ditto attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at The Royal Albert Hall on December 4, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Oooh, that's glamorous on her!

Deborah Ababio

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Deborah Ababio attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)

I WANT this to be glamorous on her, but it looks like it's stabbing her in the bosom.

Charli Howard

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Charli Howard attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)

Great! When she needs to cut that off her body later, she can use the pink thing as a robe.

Gwyneth Descended From Her Wellness Throne to Honor Valentino at the Fashion Awards
She so rarely comes to stuff now!

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