LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Tracee Ellis Ross on stage during The Fashion Awards 2019 held at Royal Albert Hall on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/BFC/Getty Images)
Let's start with the good, or at least, the mostly good. As Guccis go, this is very slinky and super and restrained.
in Simone Rocha
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Tracee Ellis Ross on stage during The Fashion Awards 2019 held at Royal Albert Hall on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/BFC/Getty Images)
In a weird way I like this one better? It's like several drawstring bags stacked within one another, yes, but it also has an ounce of personality, which she can match and then some.
in Richard Quinn
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Tracee Ellis Ross on stage during The Fashion Awards 2019 held at Royal Albert Hall on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/BFC/Getty Images)
I would absolutely sit on this woman's lanai and eat whatever dessert she was serving. Doesn't have to be cheesecake, although obviously that's a solid choice.
in Erdem
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Tracee Ellis Ross on stage during The Fashion Awards 2019 held at Royal Albert Hall on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/BFC/Getty Images)
Guys, I THINK Carmen Sandiego might WANT to be found...?
Rihanna in Fenty
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Rihanna
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
Wearing Fenty, Wearing Own Collection
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Winnie Harlow
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
Wearing Vivienne Westwood
These are like sexy scrubs. But, not the worst outfit in this slideshow, by far.
Adut Akech
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Adut Akech
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
Wearing Alexandre Vauthier Same Outfit as catwalk model *10068429p
This romper is what Alexis Carrington Colby would have called an understated blouse. And yet, it's not the worst outfit in this slidshow.
Leomie Anderson
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Leomie Anderson
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
This outfit is drunk and needs to call a Lyft home. But it's not the worst one in this slideshow.
Naomi Campbell
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Naomi Campbell is seen attending Naomi Campbell - Fashion Awards afterparty at Tramp on December 02, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
This is an abomination, and yet somehow also not the worst outfit in this slideshow — though it makes an argument for being the worst simply because the idea that someone with Naomi Campbell’s fashion free got handed that crap is crazy.
Adesuwa Aighewi
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Adesuwa Aighewi
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
Adesuwa was a model of the year nominee. She is wearing eighty necklaces and a pair of underpants and calling it a dress. It's bad. It's very bad. But is it the worst outfit in this slideshow? Maybe. It's trying to be. But, while this is bad, we've seen this before. Rose McGowan did it back when she was dating Marilyn Manson. Rihanna wore a sheer dress to the CFDAs one year. There is one outfit I had NOT seen before.
Leomie Anderson, Simran Randhawa and Neelam Gill
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Leomie Anderson, Simran Randhawa and Neelam Gill
Fenty party, Laylow, London, UK - 02 Dec 2019
You're looking at model Neelam Gill on the right, and she is wearing... that. Is it a jumpsuit, or a bib with pants? And the fact that I had to ask that question, friends, is why I think it's the worst outfit in this slideshow. But I'm open to your arguments.