British Independent Film Awards 2018

Emma Stone

This is totally reasonable and festive and I promise you that at least two publications will run pieces called, "GET EMMA STONE'S FESTIVE HOLIDAY LOOK FOR LESS."

Olivia Colman in Victoria Beckham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (10004069y) Olivia Colman British Independent Film Awards, VIP Arrivals, Old Billingsgate, London, UK - 02 Dec 2018

This fabric does no woman any favor --the whole feeling is sort of like Sexy Mourning Toga -- but I love her for wearing an interesting shoe.

Samantha Morton

FYI, Samanta Morton currently has a shaved head. (She may have had it for a while now; I just Googled her to see what she's been up to -- she's on The Walking Dead! Who knew? Presumably people who watch that show -- and she just recently gave a very refreshingly honest interview to The Guardian.) I feel like she needs earrings or something to balance out the shoulders on her dress?

Nina Toussaint White

I think these are pants, but she looks great. (She might also need a little jewelry.)

Judi Dench

She looks Judi Denchian. I love the idea that, by the time you're Judi Dench, you just roll up to these things in your normal pants and a coat but also GIANT DIAMONDS. You know, to dress it up!

Michaela Cole

She looks fantastic in this, but it might ALSO be backwards?

Felicity Jones in RUH

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10004067br) Felicity Jones British Independent Film Awards, Arrivals, Old Billingsgate, London, UK - 02 Dec 2018

She's a celebrity who has worked with a variety of stylists, and I'm not sure who is styling her right now -- but she's looked sharper lately than usual. I wish her trousers were either a little slimmer or a little wider?

Ellie Bamber in Ferragamo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10004067e) Ellie Bamber British Independent Film Awards, Arrivals, Old Billingsgate, London, UK - 02 Dec 2018

I like this, but it also sort of looks like the bodice was made for someone with the shoulders of a child.

Jodie Whittaker in Ferragamo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10004067i) Jodie Whittaker British Independent Film Awards, Arrivals, Old Billingsgate, London, UK - 02 Dec 2018

This is BONKERS. She's wearing a formal bedskirt...and I kind of love it?! What is HAPPENING TO ME?

Naomi Ackie

HELLO. We need to talk about this bag!

Tamsin Egerton and Josh Hartnett

Here's your annual reminder of Josh Hartnett.

Mandip Gill

Sure! Fine! Whatever! But let's also talk about these Sexy Pilgrim Shoes, because I want to know more.

Alexa Davies

Alexa Davies was the young version of Julie Walters's character in Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again, and she was a DELIGHT in it. I also want to touch her skirt, but not in a creepy way.

Gemma Arterton in Emilia Wickstead

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (10004069w) Gemma Arterton British Independent Film Awards, VIP Arrivals, Old Billingsgate, London, UK - 02 Dec 2018

As I so specifically noted when this went down the runway, "someone will wear this." SOMEONE DID. (Without, sadly, the giant headbow.)