Emma Corrin in Marco Ribeiro

I mean, it's well-cut, I suppose, and the colors are interesting together. And it's not a truly gargantuan Peter Pan collar, which is how Emma began the year at the virtual Globes. But... I'm so sorry, I look at this and the word "sphincter" comes into my head. It just... it's pink and its puckered and I can't. Sidebar: Emma's stylist is Harry Styles's stylist -- that sentence has a real "What body?" "Nobody. No body. Mr Boddy's body. It's gone" air to it -- and I do think you can tell. It feels chosen by the same person.

Caitriona Balfe in McQueen

Well. The skirt is fun, but the jacket looks like she had to claw her way out of handcuffs and a barrel for a magic trick.

Ruth Wilson

Perhaps a necklace? I also thought the lips were a darker color, but when I zoomed in, they're that metallic bluish pink that often just ends up making people look cold.

Alice Eve

'Twas a night for understated blue velvet, apparently.

Kate Beckinsale in Jenny Packham

This is pretty much perfect.

Romola Garai

Someone please get this woman a dramatic bracelet.

Alesha Dixon in Gucci

Oooh, yes please.

Bukky Bakray in Gucci

Hmm. Well, I don't love the '70s brown color palette of the dress, but I ALSO really don't like it with the clunky Gucci loafers in its signature print, so I guess... this is the flip side to Alesha's glorious one.

Adeel Akhtar

Adeel won Best Actor for Ali & Ava. I have not always been in favor of turtlenecks but this one works, I think because it's not a stronger color than the suit, so it isn't jumping out at me.

Ellora Torchia

This is pretty. It's not JUST texture; it's also a floral.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

She looks lovely. Maybe a plummier lip?

Imogen Poots

And SHE is so cute, but that dress is resoundingly blah.

James Norton

Your favorite vicar is feelin' a little funky.

Joanna Scanlan

She won Best Actress for After Love, which was the dominant performer. I see you under there, bra. You're hiding... but not as well as you think.

Kosar Ali in Alberta Ferretti

She won a couple last year, so this counts as a victory lap. I, too, would choose sparkles for such a thing.

Lauren Patel

I never love a design that looks like a botched sewing machine incident.

Lauryn Ajufo

And I think this would have been more assertive without the bonus tablecloth. (She won for Breakthrough Performance, for Boiling Point.)

Manjinder Virk

I think I'd have brought that small elastic-looking ruffle up to her actual waist.

Marley Morrison

Bright and fun and non-bra-centric!

Riz Ahmed

Less bright and not as fun and maybe even deliberately uneven, but also non-bra-centric!

Max Harwood in Bethany Norwood

Please tell me: Is that a wang flap? I think it is.

Niamh Algar

Perfect for a twirl, and also to maybe thwack the legs of someone you don't totally like.

Paapa Essiedu

These side-button blazers are so distracting to my eye.

Sam Adewunmi

This is fabulous.

Sofia Barclay

Might need a bracelet, but I'm too busy staring at her perfect eyebrows.

Simone Brown

Turtlenecks really ARE having a moment.

Susan Wokoma

As are... bodystockings, I guess?

Vinette Robinson

Finally, Vinette won Best Supporting Actress for Boiling Point, and I love that she did it with a jeweled headband, regal as heck.

Emma Corrin Is Probably All Anyone Will Talk About From This Event

Surely.