
Her Majesty looks like her resplendant self; Wills looks handsome and as if he is preparing himself for the dressing down he's going to get later; no one is better than Kate at looking totally unruffled regardless of circumstances, it is one of her great strengths in this job. FWIW, I am SURE certain personages (not here, in general) are going to get very huffy about them having been late and I am a punctual person who has lateness-related anxiety and HATES being late, and I would have a coronary if I were late to Easter services with my grandma, and obviously you should not be late if you can avoid it, and I am sure they were not intentionally tardy, but the idea of them careening over there in the car screeching to each other, "OH MY GOD WE'RE IN HUGE TROUBLE" just makes me chuckle, because we have all been there.

"You know we're really in for it when we get back to the castle, poppet." "Do you think we can catch a cab here? We could just go back to London! I'll pretend I'm having labor pains!" "I don't want to miss the ham, though." "That's fair." "Harry's texted me five times. This is the best Easter of his life." "I got a text from Meghan. All it said was 'thoughts and prayers.'"

These two seem very blissful in their berothed state. Everyone makes a big deal about how Meghan and Kate are getting along, but I want to know how Jack and Meghan are getting along. Do they sometimes hole up in the butlers pantry to ask each other basic questions about fish fork useage? Anyway, Euj's dress is DIVINE and I love it. It's Oscar de la Renta, and I might have worn it with the belt? (It can be yours for two grand and change.)

Beatrice also looks very pretty and crisp, and I want to know more about her clutch.

Sophie's hat is spectac; I believe this is the first time we've seen Lady Louise in proper little heels. She's 14, so that's about right. She always looks very appropos; I wonder what book she's got stashed into her bag to read in the corner later.

This coat/dress/coatdress situation might be a little bit big on Autumn? Also an excellent hat, though.

Mike Tindall didn't attend -- I decided HE was on babysitting duty, and had like seven tiny children crawling all over him throughout this morning -- and I'm not sure who this is with Zara, but I do know that he is handsome and I need more information about him.

"DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW, TIM. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING."
