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, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Britney Spears -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

This outfit is very Britney. In many ways, I feel like Britney, too, has the aura of someone who's been trapped in a mall since 2006, and that's why I feel like it'd be cool if someone updated her aesthetic. Otherwise she looks so unstuck in time.

with Sam Asghari

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Britney Spears, Sam Asghari -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

I also just want it to be more flattering. And finally, I have this nagging concern that someone is going to decide it's a good idea to push her into inaugurating the Real Housewives of Las Vegas.

Adriana Lima

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Adriana Lima -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Sure, okay. Everything here seems to be in order.

Noomi Rapace in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598bs) Noomi Rapace 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

I am a bit surprised to see Noomi in something that isn't aggressively, wackily cool. The nightie under this is dismal and dishwater-y, as are the shoes, and that is NEVER a word I have ever applied to Noomi Rapace's clothes. I've decided she is itching to take that white lacy coat and style it with some leather pants, but that she feels hamstrung.

Vanessa Hudgens in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598co) Vanessa Hudgens 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

This is a great example of a time when I'm not in love with aspects of a dress -- the tube top, the hands jammed into see-through pockets so that her fingers are now a design element (she obligingly made sure at least one of them was stuffed in there the whole time) -- but yet I still think she looks glamorous and gorgeous.

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara (in D&G)

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Joe Manganiello, Sofia Vergara -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Sofia looks slick, I'll give her that. But people stopped wearing D&G for, what, a year? And now it's flooding back in? Is a year the pre-determined perfunctory punishment period for baked-in, ongoing asshattery? (And yes, I know other companies are also problematic, but D&G seems to be the most proud of its shitty attitudes, whereas the likes of Gucci at least act remorseful and as if they have a desire to do better. And yes, I realize people will get tired of us barking about this stuff, but I'm ALSO still wrestling with whether ANY amount of carping can really be too much when we're talking about a racist dink. Thanks for your patience. Mayb we need an all-encompassing D&G code word, like... I don't know. Flapjacks.)

Maya Hawke

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Maya Hawke -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Maya was charming in Stranger Things. Let's see how she is in her forthcoming live-action starring vehicle Jessica Rabbit: Bedroom Accountant.

Julia Butters

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Julia Butters -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Julia is on American Housewife, and also has a role in this, and I very much apprciate that she went FULL CAPE for it. She's 12 and she clearly feels the drama.

Margaret Qualley in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598eb) Margaret Qualley 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

Whereas this is the kind of thing that even a 12 year old would look at and think, "Coachella is so over." Not one single piece of this looks well done.

Rebecca Gayheart

, Los Angeles, CA -20190722-The World Premiere of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood -PICTURED: Rebecca Gayheart -PHOTO by: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Rebecca is in this movie, too, as was Luke Perry, and of course famously he married her on 90210 right before one of the saddest death scenes ever (seriously, however anyone felt about Dylan and Brenda or Dylan and Kelly... let us not forget Dylan and Toni, whom I liked, and for whom I shrieked).

Sydney Sweeney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598dx) Sydney Sweeney 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

This is simple and pretty and VERY twirly.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598dw) Sydney Sweeney 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

And right on cue. Lovely.

Rumer Willis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (10342015t) Rumer Willis 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

Did this NEED weird off-color illusion netting? It almost certainly needed to be fit better, but the netting didn't need to be part of it.

Scout, Tallulah, and Rumer Willis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598am) Scout Willis, Tallulah Willis and Rumer Willis 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

None of these outfits are stellar, but they're at least trying to do this thing without transparent skirts. Full marks for not going for shock value. Actually, almost everyone in this slideshow gets points for that.

Toni Basil

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10343598dt) Toni Basil 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' film premiere, Arrivals, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Jul 2019

Toni, however, can do whatever she wants.

It's Britney, Bitch, at the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Premiere
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