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# Brooklyn Decker Got Super Striped
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/brooklyn-decker-got-super-striped-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-03T19:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-03T18:10:38.000Z
- Description: To promote....something?
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

I have to share with you Informative Caption for this picture. Ahem: "Brooklyn Decker celebrates \`Juicy Gummies that Keep it Real' at the Black Forest Gummy Harvest on the High Line in New York City."

First: If this is a Gummy Bear event, which is seems to be, her dress goes from Cute But Very Aggressive to BRILLIANT, because those stripes are in Gummy Bear colors. I am not a person who is immune to the charms of thematic clothing at a promotional event, and in fact I feel that if you're going to promote something, PROMOTE IT. Plus, it's cute on her.

Second: What on earth are JUICY GUMMIES THAT KEEP IT REAL? Are other gummy candies....lying to me? Are they putting on some kind of gummy front? Are they trying to sell a gummy lifestyle that has no basis in reality? I have MANY MANY MANY questions about these gummies. Are they German -- hence the Black Forest? If they're keeping it real, should we be HARVESTING THEM? Can we LOSE the only HONEST gummies we have? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

###### \[Photo: Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com\]