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# Brooklyn FugFug: Eva Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/brooklyn-fugfug-eva-longoria-12-2014/
- Published: 2014-12-15T19:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2014-12-15T02:43:11.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

In the interest of starting off with a positive note, I'll say that I think Eva Longoria is underrated as a comic actress, and I am glad she's on *Brooklyn 99*, at least every now and then, because I've missed her, and she's very funny.

In the interest of doing my job, I will note that I'm scared she's molting:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/460464226.xml "2014 Dubai International Film Festival - Day 5")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/brooklyn-fugfug-eva-longoria-12-2014/2014-dubai-international-film-festival-day-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This whole thing is sort of like Bird Bird does Fast-Fashion Prom. Behold it in its full-length glory:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/460461218.xml "460461218")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/brooklyn-fugfug-eva-longoria-12-2014/attachment/460461218?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's sort of like salute to the soft-boiled egg. If only she'd thought of toast soldiers for earrings!

\[Photos: Getty\]