Brunello Cucinelli Party

Brunello Cucinelli, Jennifer Lopez, and Federica Cucinelli

But WHY? Why is it so tiny? Did it need to be so short? This is like if you turned a vest into a bra. It's... a vra. And she looks underwhelmed to be caught out in it.

Jennifer Lopez at the Brunello Cucinelli Dinner held on October 19, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Roger Kisby/WWD via Getty Images)

"Whaaaat, NO, I LOOOVE my vra!!! Who needs underwire when you have two nervous buttons!!!"

Colman Domingo, Quinta Brunson, Jay Ellis

Colman Domingo and Quinta Brunson at the Brunello Cucinelli Dinner held on October 19, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Roger Kisby/WWD via Getty Images)

Quinta looks sleek. Everyone here looks nice, in fact. As far as we know. Colman Domingo could be in flippers and we'd be none the wiser.

Chris Pine

Hand this man a Dos Equis, because he might be The Most Interestin Man in the World.

Oprah, Ava DuVernay

Oprah Winfrey, Brunello Cucinelli, and Ava Duvernay at the Brunello Cucinelli Dinner held on October 19, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Roger Kisby/WWD via Getty Images)

Ava looks so elegant, and Oprah looks like she wove her outfit out of cobwebs.

Jeremy Allen White

Sure, why not.

Patrick Dempsey

All the man at this are dressed like they own yachts.