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US actress Bryce Dallas Howard attends the premiere of "Deep Cover" at the Tribeca Film Festival at BMCC Theater in New York on June 10, 2025. (Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP) (Photo by ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images)

Coming soon: Silly String for Funerals.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 09: Bryce Dallas Howard is seen at "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen" in Hudson Square on June 09, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

This isn't so much a scrolldown as a... scroll-mid. Her head is cute, her shoes and skirt work, and the jacket looks like it's trying to hide the fact that she correctly dislikes the top and its bizarre cluster of buttons.

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LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 04: Bryce Dallas Howard attends the "Deep Cover" World Premiere during SXSW London 2025 at the Barbican Centre on June 04, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

The very concept of "SXSW LONDON" is insane to me. That's NXNE, if you want to get technical. Did that brand really need extending? (The suit is fine.)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 10: Bryce Dallas Howard is seen outside ABC Studios on June 10, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

I think she still does her own shopping/styling, right? This is reasonable too, especially for morning shows, at which I also would not be my most imaginative.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 09: Bryce Dallas Howard attends SiriusXM's Town Hall With The Cast Of "Deep Cover" Featuring Orlando Bloom & Bryce Dallas Howard at SiriusXM Studios on June 09, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

She loves those shoes, and I get it; she also loves sawn-of jeans and I understand that less. This is the cardigans-and-jeans portion of the program, and more often than not the jeans need to go. This would look better with a simple skirt, plus the wash on those jeans is too light for all that black, methinks.

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 10: Bryce Dallas Howard is seen outside 'LIVE with Kelly and Mark' in Hudson Square on June 10, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This ALSO would look better with a pencil skirt. Especially with a jacket that boxy.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 04: Bryce Dallas Howard out promoting new movie 'Deep Cover' on June 04, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)

These jeans are ALSO totally wrong with that. I don't like the cardi either -- too twee -- but the vibes are clashing and not in an artsy way.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 11: Bryce Dallas Howard is seen outside CBS Studios on June 11, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

Is the issue with buttoning UP the cardigans, also? Because a sequined sweater normally would work for me, but when she fastens it, you notice it's boxy and awkwardly cropped. She seems so nice. I just want someone to give her a free styling pack. Six sessions for her birthday or something.

Bryce Dallas Howard Is In a Dark Place
Color-wise, that is.

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