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Anne Hathaway in Valentino

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Anne Hataway attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

This is a smock and elastic-waist hotpants. She looks like an incredibly wealthy and eccentric woman who has invited all her sorority sisters to a soiree at her home where they paint nudes, drink Champagne, and then buy each other's work.

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Anne Hataway attends the BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bvlgari)

"Come in, darling, we're just about to switch to sculpture. Marcus is our model. You'll need a LOT of clay."

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Anne Hataway attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

Her head looks great. I can't decide if I think the dress color is really hers, but this neutral makeup look is really lovely on her. Anne's makeup artist has found a really great light lip color here. I want to know what it is.

Priyanka Chopra Jonas in Rasario

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Priyanka Chopra Jonas attends the BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bvlgari)

This is sexy and great. She can seduce you and hurl you into a lily pond in one breath.

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Priyanka Chopra Jonas attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

I'm not sure it all shows off that necklace as well as it could? Makes me wonder if they hadn't decided what to give her. It would have framed Anne's necklace better.

Carla Bruni

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Carla Bruni attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

This doesn't really show off the jewels, either, but she looks fab.

Adele Exarchopoulos

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Adèle Exarchopoulos attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

This feels like Betsey Johnson revived her line but for young professionals. But what I saw on fellow guest Tina Kunakey's Instagram stories, and nowhere else, is that this suit not only has a cutout in the back but ALSO under her buttocks.

Tina Kunakey

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 06: Tina Kunakey attends BVLGARI EDEN THE GARDEN OF WONDERS on June 06, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Bulgari)

Tina's own outfit is also twisted. Literally. It looks like someone built in a breast pump, which would actually be really handy for some women but is not exactly a choice aesthetic.

Anne Hathaway Opted for Formal Shorts at a Bulgari Event
Whereas Priyanka Chopra opted for sparkle.

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