Bullet Train Premiere in LA

Brad Pitt

At least these colors are cheerful and unusual -- a page out of Ryan Gosling's recent book -- even if the jacket is crinkled. I don't know if these QUITE go? But I do want to drink a limeade now, so.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Shutterstock (13059680q) Brad Pitt 'Bullet Train' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 01 Aug 2022

However SURPRISE he turned left in the shoe department. (And also probably could've hiked up the pants before tying them, so they look less like pajamas.)

Brian Tyree Henry

Well, I love it. Except. EXCEPT. Perhaps it's because we've been moving and so I'm running around doing errands, or perhaps it's that I'm still not readjusted to LA temperatures, but: This beautiful coat feels SCREAMINGLY UNCOMFORTABLE on what was, I believe, a 90-degree day that didn't get THAT much cooler at night. (Besides which, these pics were rolling in at 5, which means he was on the red carpet before that, and I was DEFINITELY sweating at that time.)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13059681ek) Brian Tyree Henry 'Bullet Train' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 01 Aug 2022

In case you needed to see some POSE.

Bad Bunny

"I, too, wanted to melt on this fair eve."

Maddie Ziegler

Maddie opted for ventilation, and lots of it.

Hayley Erbert and Derek Hough

Derek only wanted to ventilate his ankles. His armpits can kick rocks, but his ankles! NAY! THE ANKLES MUST BREATHE.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

And then this dude came by in LEATHER. Are everyone's armpit sweat glands Botoxed to high heaven?

Logan Lerman

This is not really an outfit so much as... stuff he had in his closet. He looks like a golfer who's only wearing this combo because it's what his sponsor sent.

Emelina Adams

"Don't worry, I'm airing things out!"

Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse

Barbara is also set for a very breezy night, but for the waterfall of sweat doubtless cascading toward her feet.

Asher Angel

And I sincerely had to stare at this before determining that is a shirt and not his chest.

Joseph Baena

He looks crisp and cool, and seems like a pretty normal kid -- which I only note because the circumstances of discovering his parentage were very public and dramatic. (He's Arnold's son with their housekeeper.)

Thora Birch

Thora poses like someone who REALLY did not miss this part of her job. I like her shoes, and I like her necklace, but I don't know if they both belong here (though I like where she was going with it all).

Masi Oka

He is unchanged from my memories of Heroes.

Paul and Amy Walter Hauser

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13059681an) Paul Walter Hauser with wife Amy 'Bullet Train' film premiere, Los Angeles, California, USA - 01 Aug 2022

I will never forget how great he was in I, Tonya. Also, listen. We've seen so many jackets now, maybe they had some a/c rigged up at this thing. Or maybe I am just a delicate damn flower right now.