Bullet Train Premiere

Joey King in (I believe) Thom Browne

I preferred her in this nifty suit look from Thom Browne, but alas, we got this one on the carpet instead. It's a weird, crushing corset-dress with a blouse-slip-duster scenario that I cannot even portmanteau sensibly. A blipster?

Brad Pitt

"DID YOU SAY HIPSTER?"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lewis Joly/AP/Shutterstock (13036487r) Brad Pitt jokes with camera operators as he arrives for the premiere of the film 'Bullet Train' in Paris Bullet Train Premiere, Paris, France - 18 Jul 2022

Brad seems jolly. His outfit is basically elastic-waist pants and an old t-shirt, perfect for making Joey King worry that you're going to strain a hip flexor.

with Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Bryan Tyree Henry, David Leitch, Kelly McCormick

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lewis Joly/AP/Shutterstock (13036487w) Brad Pitt, from left, jokes with cast members Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian Tyree Henry, director David Leitch, and Kelly McCormick as they arrive for the premiere of the film 'Bullet Train' in Paris Bullet Train Premiere, Paris, France - 18 Jul 2022

And then... he tried to start a conga line, right? That seems like the only reason anyone is doing this? Although only Joey seems aware. Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry both seem to be trying to focus on the PR task at hand, and I don't think the two on the end have even noticed any antics.

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 18: (L-R) Brad Pitt, Joey King and Aaron Taylor Johnson attend "Bullet Train" Premiere at Le Grand Rex on July 18, 2022 in Paris, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

Frankly, Aaron's face says it all here. I don't even know.