Burberry Front Row, S/S 2024

Rachel Weisz

These WOULD make nice pajamas? Also, I feel like I should apologize to Rachel for accidentally choosing a photo of her that isn't great.

Anna Wintour, Hamish Bowles, Rachel Weisz

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 18: (L to R) Dame Anna Wintour, Vogue Global Editor at Large Hamish Bowles and Rachel Weisz attend the Burberry Spring Summer 2024 show during London Fashion Week on September 18, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Burberry)

TWO photos of her that aren't great. Maybe she had seasonal allergies? I also love imagining that they made Hamish jam in between them to split up the matching outfits. And, I don't think Hamish has been at many shows lately -- he's also missed the Met Galas -- so I bet Anna is glad to have him back.

Gabrielle Union

She is wearing HEELED FLIP FLOPS (scream) with TIGHTS. Do we think the tights have a big toe or they just jammed that thong in there? Both horrify me but I think it's the former, which at least is probably more comfortable?

Naomi Ackie

I like these individually but perhaps not together? Perhaps?

Barry Keoghan

This is ALMOST overwhelming on him, but I can't get too mad at houndstooth unless I am watching an Alabama football game (their fans wear a lot of it).

Kylie

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 18: Sheila Atim attends the Burberry show during London Fashion Week September 2023 on September 18, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

She looks FANTASTIC until we get to the Muppet tribute to Grimace on her feet.

with Burna Boy and Barry Keoghan

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 18: (L to R) Burna Boy, Kylie Minogue and Barry Keoghan attend the Burberry Spring Summer 2024 show during London Fashion Week on September 18, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Burberry)

However, she looks adorable in a houndstooth sandwich.

Jodie Comer

She's wearing a blanket, but SO well.

Jessie Buckley

My Jessie Buckley face blindness continues! This almost looks like she took what she was given and turned it into protest art,

Neneh Cherry

Neneh! This outfit may be kind of a mess, but we ALWAYS hang in a buffalo stance.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham

I'm curious if she's even wearing anything under that, or if her personal stance here is, "I will only wear the trenchcoats." Which, fair.

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 18: Alice Braga attends the Burberry show during London Fashion Week September 2023 on September 18, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

This is a close-up of that style of shoe. They are WAY too much. Like elaborate hats for your feet.

Sheila Atim

Sheila, too, seems to have taken a stance for simplicity.

Jourdan Dunn

These shoes. JUST NO.

Liberty Ross, Jimmy Iovine

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 18: Liberty Ross and Jimmy Iovine attend the Burberry Spring Summer 2024 show during London Fashion Week on September 18, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for Burberry)

"No thanks, we'll wear our own stuff."

Tems

This is REMARKABLY low-key for her.

Eberechi Eze

This is making me want the holiday season to hurry up and get here. But I don't REALLY want that because I have a massive pit of dread about November 2024 in my stomach and the further away we stay from that, the better.

Taylor Zakhar Perez

I feel like the trench is taking this to a "Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club" place.

Christine Centenera and Joel Edgerton

I snort-laugh every time I see these shoes. I loathe them.

Joel Kinnaman and Kelly Gale

And THEY are doing the most. I would only keep his coat. Both coats, actually. The leather legwarmers seem needlessly irritating. Much like his character on For All Mankind. I am not an Ed Baldwin fan. I also can't tell if we're SUPPOSED to be, though, exactly.