Christina Aguilera
I don't know how to describe this other than Fuck-It Fancy. She's dressed up, and she slapped some paint on her face, and she's like, "Fuck it, this is it, I had ten minutes. Let's get it on."
Cher
Whereas Cher's head is immaculate here and her dress is a sad trombone.
Stanley Tucci
"Of course I'm in this movie, everyone. I'm in EVERY movie. Even the ones you think I'm not in... I'm in them."
Peter Gallagher
"I, too, am in this movie. Because SOMEONE has to remind them that nobody will watch them raise their arm if they DON'T. DO IT. BEAUTIFULLY."
James Marsden
"I'm not in this, but I will go to literally any premiere you want. Anywhere. Just DM me."
Patricia Clarkson
She's not in it EITHER, but much like James Marsden, I'm always happy to see her on a red carpet.
Julianne Hough
Julianne IS in this movie. This was her first film role, three years after Dancing With The Stars debuted, and this all feels very... Starlet 101.
Debi Mazar
I think Debi is dressed as the act of slipping into something more comfortable.
Kendall Jenner
Look at this baby-faced human. She still pretty much looks like herself, at least, and is very cute here.
Kylie Jenner
Kylie had JUST become a teenager at this point, and not yet been turned into Kim 2.0. She truly BARELY got a chance to grow into herself before she was shoved into adulthood.
Khloe Kard
She also looks very different now, facially. It's almost weird to look back and see how it used to be, even though we knew her with this face the longest.
Will Ferrell
I assume Will was there because he is a HUGE Xtina fan.
AnnaLynne McCord
She is on my long list of people whose curl regimens I need to hear about.
Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart
McSteamy is in this movie. I honestly forgot he was on Grey's until recently, which is crazy because for a hot second there he was such a big deal on it. He and Rebecca are not married anymore, also, in case you were wondering about this couples flashback. They made it another 8 years.
SURPRISE! Kristen Bell is also in this movie. I KNOW. The list of reasons to revisit it is growing longer.
Cher, Xtina
Cher seems to have encouraged Christina to embrace her inner Cher. TWINSIES.
Kristen Bell
"It needed a necklace, so I just glued one in. Can you tell?!?"
Xtina
This was the UK premiere, I think? I enjoy that Christina's dresses have gotten increasingly wacky.
Cher
HOWEVER. Cher has blown her off the Wacky Scale.
Kristen Bell
And KBell over here is just trying to look as reasonable as possible so that she emerges from this smelling sweet. Career-wise, it has worked.
Ellie Goulding
But LO, CRACKPOT INCOMING.