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# Business of Fashion 500
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/business-of-fashion-500/
- Published: 2026-10-06T14:45:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-11T04:24:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #slideshow

## Coco Rocha

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298420784.jpg)

This honestly feels like creature makeup from a blockbuster film. It's wild and MORE than a bit unsettling.

## Shay Mitchell

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298423425.jpg)

The lighting at this event is always dramatic, and the circle on the ground sometimes looks like they're on a pedestal. Also, I wish Shay had cut this off before it cinched her calves.

## Maya Jama

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298422474.jpg)

I'm sure she is desperate to keep it simple when she's not on Love Island. Gotta get away with fashion sanity while you can.

## Charlotte Lawrence

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298426032.jpg)

She is Christa Miller's daughter with Bill Lawrence, but she looks like she raided Lisa Rinna's closet. That place is not for the faint of heart.

## Paris Jackson

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298426352.jpg)

This is Madame Web, if it were a Prom theme.

## Winnie Harlow

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298428769.jpg)

That skirt is gorgeous. I think a lower-profile shoe, like something strappy and twinkly, would've been slightly better but not a dealbreaker.

## Eve Hewson

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298432401.jpg)

I mean, I'd be distressed, too, if I only had a trenchcoat.

## Lou Samuel and Heidi Klum

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298429658.jpg)

Heidi looks like she's wearing inflatable lips that she forgot to blow up.

## Precious Lee

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298429881.jpg)

That is DELICIOUSLY dramatic. It's like she, as a person, is dressed as a Royal Ascot hat.

## Kai Schreiber

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298431309.jpg)

Kai is Naomi Watts's daughter with Liev Schreiber. And may have made this herself with the guest bedroom pillowcases.

## Paris Hilton

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298431421.jpg)

How long until they put her on a Housewives show?

## Ciara

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298432144.jpg)

Well, she wins THAT nude-off. (In the sense that she is more nude.)

## Alexa Chung

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298433194.jpg)

She is like a walking rack of art smocks.

## Paloma Elsesser

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298435462.jpg)

Beautiful.

## Serge Ibaka

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298437067.jpg)

I keep thinking, "Wow, he looks so tall in that." Um, yes, yes he does, because he is in the NBA and he's 6'11".

## Jaden Smith

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298438963.jpg)

"Wanna buy a REAL designer purse? From Christine Loubutan? TOTALLY REAL."

## Colman Domingo

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/2026/10/GettyImages-2298439185.jpg)

He looks handsome but also like he took the night off, compared to his usual style.

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