
This honestly feels like creature makeup from a blockbuster film. It's wild and MORE than a bit unsettling.

The lighting at this event is always dramatic, and the circle on the ground sometimes looks like they're on a pedestal. Also, I wish Shay had cut this off before it cinched her calves.

I'm sure she is desperate to keep it simple when she's not on Love Island. Gotta get away with fashion sanity while you can.

She is Christa Miller's daughter with Bill Lawrence, but she looks like she raided Lisa Rinna's closet. That place is not for the faint of heart.

This is Madame Web, if it were a Prom theme.

That skirt is gorgeous. I think a lower-profile shoe, like something strappy and twinkly, would've been slightly better but not a dealbreaker.

I mean, I'd be distressed, too, if I only had a trenchcoat.

Heidi looks like she's wearing inflatable lips that she forgot to blow up.

That is DELICIOUSLY dramatic. It's like she, as a person, is dressed as a Royal Ascot hat.

Kai is Naomi Watts's daughter with Liev Schreiber. And may have made this herself with the guest bedroom pillowcases.

How long until they put her on a Housewives show?

Well, she wins THAT nude-off. (In the sense that she is more nude.)

She is like a walking rack of art smocks.

Beautiful.

I keep thinking, "Wow, he looks so tall in that." Um, yes, yes he does, because he is in the NBA and he's 6'11".

"Wanna buy a REAL designer purse? From Christine Loubutan? TOTALLY REAL."

He looks handsome but also like he took the night off, compared to his usual style.
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